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Melbourne, Australia

Hello, my name is Kopi, and I'm 46 years old. I have many siblings - "O", "Gau", "Siew Dai", "Peng" and a fat brother called "Gah Dai". I have always enjoyed hanging out at coffeeshops in Singapore. My best friends are kaya toast and half-boiled eggs. Recently, I was invited by The Singapore Tourism Board to take a trip down to Melbourne, Australia. I'm kinda scared because I don't have many friends there. I last heard there's a Killiney Kopitiam somewhere but that's all.

My friends tell me no point don't go lah, they say the Frappuccino, Cappuccino and Macchiatos are very hao-lian (cool). They wear nicer clothes when mine is only made of styrofoam. They hang out in some atas place called Café - actually it's just coffeeshop + air-con and music. I also heard they get paid 5 times more than me, and they still get to mix with whip cream and chiobus (hot ladies). It's my first trip overseas and I'm feeling quite nervous and lonely. I would love to make some new friends and help me with a thumbs up and share this page with your friends overseas. Thank you!
My Family Portrait
Introducing my two loving aunties at Ayer Rajah Coffee Station (咖啡站) who shower us with warm water everyday. Sometimes we also get a chance to mix around with Sugar and Carnation Milk. Don't you find them cute!
Do you remember this family portrait of ours? It was crafted by Uncle Farkhan - he's really awesome. My friends told me it was really popular and millions of people were sharing and talking about it on Facebook and Twitter. Even mr brown had it framed on his wall. Well, I hope our friends from overseas would enjoy and love this family portrait of ours too.
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Uncle